Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Billionaire investor Chadwick Sorensen succumbed to complications from Falciparum malaria in a Jacksonville hospital this morning, he was 37. Some have speculated that Chadwick Sorensen’s contraction of the disease coincides too conveniently with his recent IRS court battle...
Wednesday, August 04, 2010
Your grunts are constant but random. Would you find it helpful if I acted as a lamaze coach and called out a rhythmic pace for you to keep with your grunts? Although I would need to know what afflicts you in order to choose the proper cadence. Also if I knew the source of your affliction, maybe I would not be laughing so hard in the stall next to you. Do you suffer from ...
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
DFMC (Don’t F*ck My Child), a child’s rights advocacy group, has released a new study claiming that NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association) membership and bulletin subscription numbers are not indicative of the number of real pedo’s that belong to the organization. The study...
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Where did the game of bros icing bros originate? What is the symbolism behind “Icing your bros” and why do they do it? All worthy questions that demand some well researched answers. Being iced has strong fraternal roots of servitude to your fraternal leader. You drop to one knee to acknowledge that you have been bested and offer your servitude. Then to show your loyalty you raise your head back and consume something you normally would find revolting. In this case, the vile fruity nasty beverage of Smirnoff Ice. ...
