(Phoenix AZ)Jan 15,2002. Becon La Industry, Inc today issued Renee Fox a check for $367,000 for lost wages directly related to him being a Transvestite. Douglass Rogers, HR Director for Becon La Industry, and Renee both agreed it was good to have the issued settled and felt equally responsible for the mistake. Rogers told reporters, “I honestly didn’t know Renee was a man. Had I known sooner I would have stepped in and fixed things.”
Sporting luscious breasts that any woman would die for, Renee had lived his life as one of the girls for the past five years. Indeed he was the office hottie and everyone was clueless to Renee’s true gender. Renee agreed modestly to Rogers earlier remark about Renee being “the finest piece of ass in the office.” “If it wasn’t for Willie the mail boy getting to third base with me after an extended happy hour after work, I’d still be hiding the fact that I am really a man underneath,” Renee said as he hugged Willie.
After Willie’s encounter spread its way up the grapevine around the company, Douglass Rogers heard the news and immediately stepped in to resolve the issue. Having been mistaken for a woman, Renee had spent five years at the company receiving the pay rate for a woman employee instead of the proper male pay rate. “We pay the average rate all around, we like to keep right in the middle of trends, so we pay our male employees more than our female ones, just like the rest of the country,” the company toted. “Once we found out Renee was a male, we did the only decent thing we could do and that was to retroactively pay him back wages that he would have earned had we known he was a man.”
The sad part to this whole saga is that Renee is still a Lead Analyst instead of being a Senior Vice President like the rest of the men that have been working there five years. “On Renee’s current female track he wouldn’t even have seen a promotion for another five years. But now that we know he’s a man, we should have him promoted upwards to the level he should be at in another three years or so.” Rogers gleefully boasted as he posed with Renee for the final photo.
