As an ex-long haul trucker, I know that justice comes in many forms. Even in the shape of a fresh warm pee torpedo. Now I was a union trucker, so I never defiled American roadways like an animal. However I can’t help but think that my congress woman’s front yard looks naked without a few trucker bombs lying around.

Why do I want to use her front yard as a garbage dump? It’s because of the hypocrisy of her, congress, and the administration in general. They are trying to appease the public by threatening to tax AIG and bank employees bonuses. To get back ill gotten gains she said. That sounds noble enough. However I noticed that they are not planning on tax payer bailout money that the banks have given to election campaigns. Also no tax on the money given to the slimy political action committees that the members of congress run. Sorry, they don’t run and profit from them. That would be illegal. No, their spouses and children are overpaid employees for these PACs. No taxes on those ill gotten gains, no reclaiming all those millions for the American tax payer.

So next time you pass your congressman or senator’s house their spouse bought with PAC money. Feel free to toss a nice fresh sterile bottle of pee over the fence.