| | Traditional Meaning | | Real Meaning |
| Abduction | Dreaming about an abduction is a precursor to achieving your goals against vast opposition. | | Dreaming about abduction really mans that you want out of your current location, job, or relationship. If it is an alien abduction, that means you can only be satisfied by being anally probed. |
| Abscond | Dreaming about absconding represents possible deceit and fraud from co-workers. | | Dreaming about absconding really means that someone is in your home absconding with your TV. Waking up and grabbing your gun maybe a wise move. |
| Absorb | Dreaming about being absorbed is a metaphor for your ability to integrate and adapt to your various surrounding. | | Dreaming about being absorbed really means that you have to pee and your mattress and your pajamas are about to absorb it. |
| Acid | Dreaming about acid (drinking), means that you are emotionally paralyzed and need to learn how to express your feelings. | | Dreaming about drinking acid really means you fear being late for school. |
| Acorn | Dreaming about acorns signifies that you will enjoy success and have an easy and pleasurable life. | | Dreaming about acorns really means that there is a squirrel outside your bedroom window stealing acorns from your sacred acorn tree. |
| Bacon | Dreaming about Bacon symbolizes essential items in life. Food, shelter, and earning a living. | | Dreaming about Bacon really means that you are in to fat chicks or have a barnyard fetish. It is also possible that someone in your house is cooking bacon and you are craving a club sandwich. |
| Badger | Dreaming about a Badger means that through persistence and struggle you will achieve victory over your enemies. Victory is close, so do not lose faith. Your current course of action will prevail. | | Dreaming about a Badger really means that you or someone in your life is a total biatch. You are in a toxic relationship and need to flee before you mauled. If the Badger is attacking your genitals in the dream. Your wife/girlfriend is the total biatch that is represented by the Badger. When you wake up, pack your things and freaking move before it is too late! |
| Breasts | Dreaming about breasts represents nourishment and your need to be nursed and care for or motherhood. | | Dreaming about breasts really means that you either saw a nice pair of boobies earlier in the day. If this is not the case then it really means you need to wake your sorry self up and head down to the local nudie bar pronto. |
| Cabbage | Dreaming about cabbage is generally a bad omen about you or your family. Ex: Family land problems, bad family relationships, bad personal health. | | Dreaming about cabbage really means that someone or a pet in the room has flatulence or a smelly shoe is near by and influencing your dreams. Conversely dreaming about cabbage could also mean that you are craving corned beef, cabbage or coleslaw. |
| Cackle | Dreaming about cackling hens means misfortune for you or someone you have influence over. Generally not death, however death can not be ruled out. | | Dreaming about cackling hens really means that you will be falsely accused by others. Chances are you will be accused of needing a cock to satisfy you and rumours will run wild. |
| Camel | Dreaming about a camel is warning to yourself to be more conservative and ration your financial resources. A chance for financial devastation lies ahead and you need to proceed with caution. | | Dreaming about camels really means that you secretly long to be a professional camel jockey. After a camel dream you have roughly two weeks to become a camel jockey or risk facing financial ruin in your current career.
*The website about the royal families exploiting children as jockies in camel races is no more. RIP www.camelraces.com |
| Castration | Dreaming about castration signifies your fear that you lost your sexual prowless and libido. | | Dreaming about castration really means that you need to wake up immediatly and secure your genitials as they are in danger! Pet cat, dog, upset spouse ... you never know. Conversely if you are a farmer your genitalia are not in danger, instead you are dreading the time of year when you need to "fix" the pigs with the razor blade. |
| Chalice | Dreaming about a chalice means that you are craving spiritual nourishment to grow spiritually. | | Dreaming of a chalice really means that your body is telling you it seeks rehydration and your ego is so inflated you think you deserve a fancy cup. Although if you were a catholic alter boy as a child, then dreaming about a chalice is just remembering the good times you had getting drunk on wine from the chalice before the priest took you from behind in a spiritual way. |
| Coconut | Dreaming about coconuts can only mean you will receive an unexpected financial gift. | | Dreaming about coconuts really means that you need to watch your back. Beware of things falling from above, unexpected food allergies, and difficulty completing what you would think would be easy tasks. Also dreaming about coconuts could be your body informing you that it needs electrolytes like those found in coconut water. |
| Constipation | Dreaming about constipation means that you are stubborn and unwilling to part with your old ways. | | Dreaming you are constipated really means that you are blocked up and could use a good hosing out. You may want to try some fiber with a tall glass of water from a 3rd world nation to help get things moving again. |
| Copper | Dreaming about copper represents the power of healing. | | Dreaming about copper really means that your boss is a cheap SOB that enjoys exploiting you with slave wages. So you are trying to calculate how much copper wire you need to pull out of the walls of your workplace to supplement your income with an aggressive recycling campaign. Dreaming about copper could also mean you are just having a heart attack. Either way... good luck with that. |
| Crab | Dreaming about a crab means that you have sexual insecurities and conflictions. It could be an indication you are too clingy. | | Dreaming about crabs really means that you are gay as gay can be. If you dream of eating crab legs, you crave orally pleasuring a person of the same sex. Embrace it, it is just who you are. |
| Dreams | Dreaming about dreaming signifies that you are worried and fearful about a situation in your life. | | Dreaming about dreaming really means you need to lay off the reefer before bed. ... Dude, you were dreaming about dreaming while dreaming in a dream ... that my friend is the power of the skull bong. |
| Driving | Dreaming about driving represents your life's journey and the road you choose to do down. | | Dreaming about driving is your minds way of telling you that you just fell asleep behind the wheel while driving. If by some chance you dream of driving while not driving, it really means that you want to run over people that annoy you. |
| Ejaculation | Dreaming about Ejaculation means that you feel you have lost control or your power over an event. | | Dreaming about Ejaculation or Ejaculating really means that you just had some twisted perverted dream. When you awaken, you will need to chisel out your undies and wash your bed sheets because you just made a mess. |
| Egypt | Dreaming about Egypt means that you wish for simpler times. You wish to be in tune with your spirituality and core beliefs. | | Dreaming about Egypt really means that you have a great idea…. But you just need 25,000 expendable people to give you slave labor to get it off the ground. Don’t feel bad about this dream, NIKE and Kathy Lee Gifford probably had dreams just like it. |
| Firefighter | Dreaming about a firefighter represents your higher goals and noble causes. | | Dreaming about firefighters really means that you wish to be with the dregs of society, sexing up sheep, being and arsonist, and having predatorial habits amongst young children. |
| Football | Dreaming about football represents your competitive nature and your satisfaction with your life. | | Dreaming about football means that you enjoy watching or joining sweaty guys run around in padded capri pants touching each other all over followed by a group shower... but hey, whatever trips your trigger. |
| Footprints | Dreaming about footprints means that you take great pride in your heritage. | | Dreaming about footprints really means that you are dreaming about swastikas which are the buddist symbols of Buddha's footprints. Dude that is just messed up, learn to love not hate you intolerant nazi biatch. |
| Incest | Dreaming about incest generally signifies that you are in transition. It is the classic cliché of “Not a child, but not yet an adult” in some aspect of your life. You may have had a falling out with this family member and the time for reconciliation is upon you. | | Dreaming about incest really means that your sister (or other family member) gives you a tingly in your happy place. If your sister is hot, go for it. Find a southern state that is tolerant of such unions and be happy. Remember, it is only weird if other people know that you two are related. If you can’t share with family, who can you share with? |
| President Obama | Dreaming about the President means you wish for a source of power, authority and guidance in your life. | | Dreaming about President Obama really means that the time for change is near. You want to become a bad ass and run with a new crowd. It’s time to tell your loyal friends that have watched out for you your entire life, to go F’ themselves. You got new friends now! For example, kissing Chavez and the Castro brothers’ asses; while you treat Canada, Panama, and Colombia like shit. |
| Spooler | Dreaming about a spooler represents that tasks are piling up and waiting to be completed in your life. | | Dreaming about a spooler really can have only two meanings. By breaking the word down into two sections we can decode the truth of the dream. The first part of the word is 'spoo' and the second part of the word is 'ler'. Thus your brain is telling you that you want to Spoo on the father of Manannan or Spoo on the Loyal Edmonton Regiment (4th Battalion, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry). Once again... good luck with that. |
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