Real Dream Dictionary
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
| Traditional Meaning | Real Meaning | ||
| Firefighter | Dreaming about a firefighter represents your higher goals and noble causes. | Dreaming about firefighters really means that you wish to be with the dregs of society, sexing up sheep, being and arsonist, and having predatorial habits amongst young children. | |
| Football | Dreaming about football represents your competitive nature and your satisfaction with your life. | Dreaming about football means that you enjoy watching or joining sweaty guys run around in padded capri pants touching each other all over followed by a group shower... but hey, whatever trips your trigger. | |
| Footprints | Dreaming about footprints means that you take great pride in your heritage. | Dreaming about footprints really means that you are dreaming about swastikas which are the buddist symbols of Buddha's footprints. Dude that is just messed up, learn to love not hate you intolerant nazi biatch. | |
| Hatchet | The meaning of a dream about a hatchet is that you need to be overbearing to destroy your problems. The problem is too big and must be broken into pieces to solve or the source of the problem must be destroyed. | The real meaning of a dream about a hatchet is that you are, or are having problems with a Juggalo. Wave your hatchet in the air and get down with the clowns. Listening to a few ICP songs will clear the problem right up. | |
| Incest | Dreaming about incest generally signifies that you are in transition. It is the classic cliché of “Not a child, but not yet an adult” in some aspect of your life. You may have had a falling out with this family member and the time for reconciliation is upon you. | Dreaming about incest really means that your sister (or other family member) gives you a tingly in your happy place. If your sister is hot, go for it. Find a southern state that is tolerant of such unions and be happy. Remember, it is only weird if other people know that you two are related. If you can’t share with family, who can you share with? | |
| Leprechaun | The meaning of a dream about a Leprechaun is that you are mischievously cutting corners to take the easy or quick route to success. | The real meaning of dreams about a Leprechaun is that you have a midget fetish. Nothing to be ashamed about bro, we have all been there. A dream about a Leprechaun could also mean that you feel persecuted. Like in 1989 when politicians went after midgets making $100,000+, and put an end to their legitimate jobs. | |
| Lion Tamer | The meaning of a dream about a lion tamer is that you are able to control your anger with others. You possess the ability to take the high road and be the better person when confronted by difficult people. | The real meaning of a dream about a lion tamer is that people are walking all over you, or your significant other is out of control. Your brain is telling you that you need to keep your ho on a tighter leash and regain control of them. If you don’t have a leash handy, maybe try duct tape and Krazy Glue. | |
| Monkey | The meaning of a dream about a monkey, or seeing a monkey in your dream is that someone is plotting against you. Beware of friends and enemies alike. | The real meaning of a having a dream about a monkey is that you want to evolve and reach your full potential. You desire to evolve your skills in a field to the highest level possible. Just as the monkey has evolved to be superior to all other animals because they are covered with fur, have a fur covered prehensile tail, and have thumbs. Even DHS bows to monkeys that want to fly first class on airplanes. | |
| Mountain Lion | The meaning of a dream about a mountain lion is that your repressed emotions and anger are ready to surface. Take extra care to not let your emotions get the best of you. | The real meaning of a dream about a mountain lion is that people are holding you back from reaching your full potential. You will need to take down your enemies with the stealth and grace of a mountain lion. With no warning you must ambush your enemies and destroy their argument or physically hurt them. Kind of like when a pizza dude really pisses you off. | |
| Pope | The meaning of a dream about the Pope is that you are seeking spiritual guidance and leadership. If you are propositioned with a moral decision, choose on the side of good morals. If you dream you are Pope, and you are not currently a leading Cardinal to be the next Pope, then it represents that others see you as having a holier-than-thou attitude. A lesson in humility may be near. | The real meaning of a dream about the Pope is that you are seeking spiritual guidance and fear the Catholic Church has lost its way. You fear that the Roman Catholic Church will not return to its moral and glorious past until Father Guido Sarducci is elected Pope. | |
| Pregnant with Lion | Dreaming about being pregnant with a lion traditionally means that your son will be a great person. | Dreaming about being pregnant with a lion really means your son will sit around sleeping all day and force women to feed and support his lazy ass. | |
| President Bush | Dreaming about the President means you wish for a source of power, authority and guidance in your life. | Dreaming about President Bush really means that you have shit to get done, and by golly you are going to get it done! Regarless of common sense or what the world tells you. | |
| President Obama | Dreaming about the President means you wish for a source of power, authority and guidance in your life. | Dreaming about President Obama really means that the time for change is near. You want to become a bad ass and run with a new crowd. It’s time to tell your loyal friends that have watched out for you your entire life, to go F’ themselves. You got new friends now! For example, kissing Chavez and the Castro brothers’ asses; while you treat Canada, Panama, and Colombia like shit. |
