Real Dream Dictionary
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
Your source for dream anlaysis with a decisive meaning.
| Traditional Meaning | Real Meaning | ||
| Rebel | The meaning of a dream about you being a rebel is that you are not happy with a part of your life. You need to take charge and rebel from the masses to find your own individuality and do what you think is right. Until you stand up for your beliefs, even if unpopular, you will not be content. | The real meaning of a dream about a rebel is that you fear the empire is building yet another Death Star. Fearing urban renewal and affordable housing in your neighborhood, you and the rest of your rebel scum wish to vandalize and destroy it before it becomes operational. Beware, it could be a trap! | |
| Roach | A dream about a roach means that you want to rid yourself of an undesirable aspect or character trait that bothers you about yourself. | The real meaning of a dream about a roach is that your housekeeping habits need to be reevaluated. Clean your house before a cockroach crawls in your ear while you are sleeping! Conversely, you may have just gone to bed smoking a joint. | |
| Running | The meaning of a dream about running is that you are running away from something. Instead of facing responsibility, fears, problems, people, you are instead taking the easy way out. A dream that you are trying to run but are unable to move signifies your poor self-esteem. | The real meaning of a dream about running is about your salvation. You must go to a good old fashioned revival meeting within the next month. There is always a guy that takes off his shirt and runs at a revival. You MUST be that guy if you want your soul to be saved. You will need to stand up and start running before the guy who is paid to stand up and run starts running. There can be only one true runner per sermon. If the paid would be runner is a professional, he will stay remain seated when he sees you bolt from your seat and circle the tent/stadium. If he is not professional and begins his run of faith even after you have started, or worse yet he starts to run before you do… do not worry. You can still save your soul by removing both your shirt and pants to trump him. However do not think bad of the paid runner, he is serving god in his own way. For if there is no runner, god will not get his cut of that night’s proceeds. It’s the sacred code of the revivalist, proceeds before the runner are the preacher’s cut and proceeds after the runner go to god. That is why you should never reach for your wallet until the runner has completed his first lap. However if you dream that you are trying to run but are unable to do so, that is a much less noble dream. A dream of this nature requires that you wake up IMMEDIATELY, for the Devil is trying to bind your soul and prevent you from running for god. Or there is the off chance that your friends or kidnappers are duct taping your legs together while you are sleeping. | |
| Seal | A dream about a seal represents good fortune, good luck, and success. The playfulness of the seal represents your ability to improvise and use different thoughts and ideas to solve a problem. | The real meaning of a dream about a seal is that you have an inner or outer sadistic side. If you are often rude and speak your mind, the seal signifies your rage and your desire to cause someone physical harm. Much like clubbing a seal. If you are more introverted and keep your anger to yourself, the seal represents the poison rage you keep inside. You prefer your victims to suffer, much the same way a seal suffers when their fur coat is spray painted and the poisons slowly leech in to the seal’s skin and organs. Eventually organ failure from the paint toxins cause the seal to die a slow painful death. | |
| Shirtless | The meaning of a dream about being shirtless is that you have financial worries, or feel your heart is exposed. | The real meaning of a dream about being shirtless is that you have an inner dank damn dirty hippie inside of you. You are shirtless because you smoked your shirt. When you awake you must shower twice to rid yourself of the stench of hippie that is now upon you. | |
| Smurf | The meaning of a dream about a Smurf is that you are dreaming about cartoons because you want to escape the stress of real life. | The real meaning of a dream about a Smurf or dreaming about Smurfs is that your priorities are right. Props to you bro or bro-ette, you have achieved inner peace. Close your eyes and enjoy the show. | |
| Spooler | Dreaming about a spooler represents that tasks are piling up and waiting to be completed in your life. | Dreaming about a spooler really can have only two meanings. By breaking the word down into two sections we can decode the truth of the dream. The first part of the word is 'spoo' and the second part of the word is 'ler'. Thus your brain is telling you that you want to Spoo on the father of Manannan or Spoo on the Loyal Edmonton Regiment (4th Battalion, Princess Patricia's Canadian Light Infantry). Once again... good luck with that. |
