As times grow harder and harder, has the hero of the American working man reemerged from his slumber? The uplifter of the downtrodden, that strikes in the shadows. The new champion for the average auto part worker when they need one most. It warms my heart to announce that which will make managers cower in fear, and the masses cheer…. the Mad Shitter has returned.

Mark your calendars, for July 27, 2009 will go down in history. In the sleepy little industrial down of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, the Mad Shitter has returned with his sphincter primed and ready for justice. Here in the bratwurst capital of the world, the warning shot of the blue collar man has hit the wall. In the new culture of fear and layoffs that management everywhere has used to keep the average man down. The people’s Saint has stood up, bent over, and struck a mighty blow to management’s fear tactic.

Eye witness accounts of the aftermath describe it only as what must have been a fountain of justice. Covering the walls of this dusty little foundry, with what must have been an explosive volcanic eruption that only the human digestive system can deliver. Liquid feces running and dripping from every object in the area. Kernels of corn impaling the wall like shrapnel. A profound warning shot to all those who oppress those on the bottom.

So sleep well management, and protect all that is important to you. Your wallet, your Mercedes, your country club, that big corner office, and if you have the time… maybe your daughters and family. For your greed and callousness this past year has summoned our hero to return. So sleep well my dear management, for the kernel tolls for thee.