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2011 Truckerbombs.com Black Friday Death Pool
It’s time for the annual Truckerbombs.com Black Friday Death Pool. With retailers opening their doors in the middle of the night this year, truckerbombs.com is expecting drunken chaos. After a day of heavy drinking and football watching fueling angst among family members, it’s almost guaranteed that drunken violence will spill out of the household and into the retail outlets this year. This year Truckerbombs.com is breaking with tradition and not picking a Texas location in the Truckerbombs
(9/12/2011 12:00:00 AM)Ultima V Inspired Massacre
Hampshire, England. American teenager with a passion for shrooms, video games, and violence hase been charged with killing his two cousins. Authorities on both sides of the pond are working to avoid having this bizarre case become an international disaster.
(8/8/2011 12:00:00 AM)Dumping Someone The Amazon.com Way
When your special someone’s cute eccentricities and insecurities stop being endearing and begin to haunt your mind, you may find yourself stepping back and asking yourself, “what the hell happened? “ Soon you’ll be asking your friends what the technical difference is between a sociopath and a psychopath is. It won’t really matter as you are screwed either way, but it gives you a little piece of mind to know that you correctly diagnosed the issue. Once you’ve correctly identified your special.
(6/16/2011 12:00:00 AM)Vancouver Riots Blamed On Small Biz Home Office Deductions
Who was to blame for the riots in Vancouver after the Boston Bruins destroyed the Canucks who barely put up a fight in the final game of the Stanley Cup? Hooligans? Anarchists? Drunken Fans? A fan from Canada knows ... "result of the many years of the thousands of small business owners running their corrupt family tax deductables in communities such as Vancouver and Richmond
(6/14/2011 12:00:00 AM)NM Funky Sombrero UFO
The unique shape of the UFO has opened up many questions that the UFO community is scrambling to answer. When asked if this UFO represents yet another species of intergalactic travelers studying earth? Dr. Efferson and his colleagues quickly refuted the idea that a new race of aliens has become interested in Earth.
(6/9/2011 12:00:00 AM)Magnum P.I. vs The A-Team
Make no mistake; Magnum P.I. would trump the A-Team in a gun fight. While both are elite commandos trained and honed to deadly perfection during the Vietnam War, and even though it would be a 1 on 4 gun fight, Magnum P.I. would win with ease. Just look at the A-Team’s track record. George Costanza of Seinfeld had killed more people by buying cheap wedding invitations than the A-Team ever killed.
(6/6/2011 12:00:00 AM)Step by Step Instuctions To Build A Bomb
Each morning millions of Americans wake up feeling depressed, why you ask? Because no one ever taught them how to make a bomb when they had the chance. I don’t mean a bomb like a Kevin Costner or Ben Affleck movie. No, I’m talking about the exploding kind of bomb that any kid who went to New Mexico Tech or grew up on a farm can make.
(3/16/2011 12:00:00 AM)Proof: Continental Soldiers' Balls Did Hang Low
Dr. Monroe carefully points out that he is not proposing that Colonial Americans were mutants. Only that they had really large testicles (maybe a strain of genital gigantism?) which makes sense since they rebelled against the most powerful empire of the time.
(3/7/2011 12:00:00 AM)Golden Retriever With A Wiz Dog™ Blamed For Highway Waste
Once the TDOT investigator breached the inner circle, the details of Bob Scott’s plans were laid before him. TDOT reports show that after the residents of Sand Lawn lost their appeal for a higher wall, Bob Scott bought a golden retriever and a Wiz Dog™ Indoor Dog Potty. Since the Wiz Dog™ Indoor Dog Potty works so well for potty training a new puppy, Bob Scott’s new puppy took to ...
(10/26/2010 12:00:00 AM)Dudes No Longer A Dime A Dozen
The old adage goes, “Dudes are a dime a dozen.” Our grandparents have told us this, our parents have told us this, and even the media has propagated this myth to the masses. Some will say it’s just an urban legend or a colloquial saying that does no harm. I call it “False Advertising” and “Bait and Switch” ...
