Top 5 Myths About Green Trucker Bombs
(Posted March 25, 2010, Kansas City, KS, by Staff)
A week after St. Patrick’s Day and the rumors of green trucker bombs are filling our inbox again. Let’s take a look at the top 5 myths of the post St. Patrick’s Day green trucker bomb.
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The morning after St. Patrick’s Day, green trucker bombs litter the world’s roadways. False. The night of St. Patrick’s Day the world’s truck drivers don’t become raging green beer drinking alcoholics while driving. Even if they did, they would not expel green urine into gallon jugs. However to preserve the myth, I’ll suggest that maybe, just maybe, a frat boy with a healthy ratio of green food coloring to beer just might pee bright green. |
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If you hit a leprechaun with a trucker bomb, he will turn to gold. Maybe. So far no one has proven this to be not true. |
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Green trucker bombs have the same magic powers as antifreeze. False. While you could dump a trucker bomb in your radiator, it would act the same as water.. not non freezing antifreeze. Well maybe you could use a green trucker bomb instead of anti freeze to age wine in France. |
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When a road crew member hits a green trucker bomb, he’s splashed with the fresh scent of an Irish spring rain and waterfall. False. While urine leaves the body sterile, it would still smell like being drenched by a gallon of someone else’s urine. |
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McDonald’s scours the sides of highways the day after St. Patrick’s Day and collects all the green trucker bombs they can find. Then they haul them back to Ronald McDonald’s secret lair in Michigan where he ferments them into next year’s batch of shamrock shakes. False. I assure you McDonald’s does not do that. God I hope they don’t. |
